Week 3 NFL Picks

This is for posterity. I’ve been sour all week because betting +3 Jets against the Tyrod Taylor Browns didn’t pan out on TNF when Baker Mayfield had to come in just before halftime, demonstrating he is in fact The Truth. Fucked my whole parlay up. Last weekend sucked too.

NFL Record +1U

4-4-1

Parlay

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WEEK 3 NFL Picks

PIT @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers +1 1U – Buccs at home getting a point with redhot journeyman Fitzy against a wounded Big Ben? Probably a trap but I’m taking it.

Green Bay Packers @ WASH -3 1U – It’s Green Bay. Rodgers has something to prove but is nursing a knee injury. I have Davonte Adams on my fantasy team. This made sense when I had a four-team parlay.

DAL @ Seattle Seahawks -1 1U – Can Seattle beat a completely floundering Cowboys by a point? Yes.

LATE EDIT: Denver Broncos @ BAL +6 3U – Hammering this even though the Broncos are 0-2 ATS. 6 points is ridiculous and Flacco has been struggling. Good luck to me.

4 Comments

  1. Hahahaha you backed the crumbling Broncos? Who goes first Case or Vance?

    looks like your parlay became a bofa

    bofa deez nutz in your mouf!

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  2. this was half assed, these NFL picks keep getting shorter as if you conscious is weighing on you for focusing on a dehumanizing oppressive system.

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    1. I agree with the previous poster as there are lots of questions surrounding Gritty:

      parents?
      drugs?
      is he that guy who sold grilled cheeses in the lot at Phish shows?

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